A celebration with laser beams!

I received this is the mail last week:


(click on the image to make it bigger and hence, actually legible)

While the color scheme is fairly lovely, there are several things amiss here:

1) Wedding date: September 17, 2009? Fail.
2) Offering Lasik to a groom with 20/20 vision? Fail.
3) Sending me this card a mere week before my supposed wedding date? Fail.
4) Calling my wedding date the most important day of my life? Fail.
5) Offering discounted corrective vision surgery to upcoming brides and grooms? Weird.
6) The jerk who passed my name and address along to these people? In trouble.

xoxo,
C